Has a Strange Fetish For Cardboard Boxes (Some of the fighters had questions.) "How do you even begin to do that? You can mess with someone's kids before they're born?" That is… that is just freakin' weird…" Boomstick admitted, sounding disappointed in himself. Sorry folks, I don't have a joke for that. " She was almost the original Octomom, except they scrambled six of them to somehow empower the remaining two. "I guess that's possible…" Bulma muttered, not too certain about the legitimacy of the science behind that… but whatever. " As a secret government project David was created using eggs donated by a Japanese scientist and grown in the womb of a femme fatale spy along with seven other would-be brothers." Wiz began. Strap in ladies and gentlemen, this origin's one of the most needlessly convoluted things ever written!" Boomstick declared. " Why you may ask? Because he was cloned from him. " His name was simply "David", and he had one clear purpose in life: Become the successor to the greatest soldier who ever lived." (*Cues: Metal Gear Solid - Main Menu Introduction*) " And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win. "I think this battle will focus a lot more on skills and precise weapons rather than brute strength." Bulma nodded. Not exactly what I was expecting for a Death Battle." Roshi remarked. He loaded a magazine into a pistol and lowered the goggles over his eyes. He held a knife in one hand, and wore goggles with three green lights on them on his head.
" And Sam Fisher, Splinter Cell's ultimate predator." Wiz added as a figure wearing nothing but black appeared body armor. Over one of his eyes was an eyepatch, and he was dressed in what looked like a camo jumpsuit. " Solid Snake, the legendary soldier of Metal Gear." Boomstick said as a man with brown hair and a beard appeared. Masters of stealth, trained to kill in a hundred different ways from the shadows, or face to face." Wiz began. " They are the government's best-kept secrets. "…just…just play the episode, we'll figure this out." Goku said optimistically. "Seriously, do any of you think you can fight that guy?! And we don't even know what that alien dude is capable of!" "We're doomed?" Hercule remarked, earning a few surprised glances.
"So… are we just gonna ignore the fact that Kirby is currently befriending the giant robot and Skorch is effectively their slave now?" Krillin asked after a few awkward moments of silence. "Rhh… fair enough." Vegeta conceded, following the others back to where Universe Seven was seated. "I mean… what else are you going to do? Talk to the Universe Six fighters?" Piccolo asked, genuinely uncertain of what they could and couldn't do right now. "Do you really think now is the right time to watch one of them?" Vegeta asked skeptically. "C'mon, I think the others are gonna watch another one of the Death Battles." "Not to mention I have no idea what's up with that Hit guy…" Goku added. "If they do have him fight, how's that gonna work? He barely has arms." "I'm wondering how long we can keep that lie up before we get caught." Piccolo muttered. "I wonder who Buu's gonna end up fighting…" "So, you're up against Cabba next, right?" Goku asked. Everyone else was wither focused on the fights, or knew what Majin Buu (or Kirby for those that knew the lie) could do, and decided not to question it. As Kirby was presently on Magetta's head, looking out over the world, while Magetta seemed to appreciate the kindness from the tiny pink ball. However, they seemed to form some sort of odd friendship in a matter of moments.
The large robot still seemed completely and utterly mentally shattered after the fight with Vegeta, and didn't know how to react to the tiny pink ball currently looking up at him. It also resulted in the arena being destroyed, so that meant there would be another break… during this, 'Majin Buu' seemed to grow interested in Auta Magetta, and wandered over towards him. After defeating Frost, soundly, he was thrown into another fight, and It was a weird one, as effectively it ended through the magical power of bullying. Vegeta growled as he was busy preparing for the next fight.